when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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