He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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