Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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