so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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You. Win. At. Life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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