a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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