That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
smell my finger.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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