bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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