..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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