nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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