I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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