if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
