And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
