Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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