i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
