Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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