we have officially lost it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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