Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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