She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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