if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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