Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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