Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I love having hate sex.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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