yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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