my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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