Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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