We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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