how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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