Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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