So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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