You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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