Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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