Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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