chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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