sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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