Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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