they need to just BURY HIM!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Let the clothes fall where they may.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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