I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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