I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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