i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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