He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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