I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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