You work out of a Hotel?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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