I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
