Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
