i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
and she was petting her beer can
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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