Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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