Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
