I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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