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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(954): View more from Florida

You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.

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(214): View more from Texas

Maybe I should forgo underwear.

(314): View more from Missouri

This is a family BBQ no?

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(620): View more from Kansas

He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.

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(212): View more from New York

This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.

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(319): View more from Iowa

After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.

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(810): View more from Michigan

my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.

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(574): View more from Indiana

You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?

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