And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This is the high leading the old right now
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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