Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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