We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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