I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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