Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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