I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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