office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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