Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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